"aside from my belief that females can't really be friends for too long, i think most people are conditioned to find wack ass friends.
not directly taught this - but taught to live in boxes, thereby putting their friends in one - or selecting friends that won't tear their box sides down.
no no no. choose friends wisely.
choose the friends that will support you.
choose the friends that will show up at show openings and curtain closings.
choose the friends that get your mom's number just in case some shit goes down 'cause they know she's your emergency contact.
choose the friends who will answer when you call."